Ed you’re so famous all over the world
yet you still fell in love with a Galway Girl
you kissed her on the neck cos you knew it was a hit
to be sure when you added the fiddles and shit (so you did)
Ed sheer an
you talk about yourself in the third person
Ed Sheer an
how she fell in love with that English Man
Ed Sheer an
why not culturally appropriate wherever you can
i mean i’m not trying to body shame
i don’t mean to be rude
you see i feel that ginger heritage
deep in my pubes
i just dont like the shape of you
Ed Sheer an
you cynically manipulate the chart top ten
Ed Sheer an
release the same single again and again
Ed Sheeran
i bet you kissed a galway girl just to get an irish passport
to swerve immigration when you go to an airport
I mean you say you like Corbyn and you love the EU
but you musical passport is pure BREXIT blue
you sell your music to the many not the few
Ed Sheer-an
your castle on the hill is my idea of hell
Ed Sheer-an
it makes me long for a comeback from Adele
Ed Sheer-an
your juxtaposed messages don’t sit well
i mean you were never homeless and didnt claim to be
but there are still homeless people in kensington and chelsea
and you were determined and would not accept defeat
in stopping those people from sleeping on your street
Ed Sheer-an
i’ll cover my ears if it gets too bad
Ed Sheer-an
But try living next door to the Etihad
Ed Sheer-an
where you sold four nights to the easily pleased
like some dub step dystopian bad taste disease
lyrical Kraft singles of processed cheese.
you did it your way
got sued by marvin gaye
Ed Sheer-an til fade…
stevedorequinlan 