1745 ex Oxford Road

Is it cancelled or late? Passengers wait Amid rattling fast freight They shuffle and ruminate And then it arrives and Christ what a state! Packed at Oxford Road so no chance at Deansgate Spiteful passengers gnaw like a tumour On the blameless guard and his famous scouse humour

BRITAIN FIRST

There  their  they’re Britain is broken beyond repair Share, retweet, cut and paste if you dare Their stealing our voice, There thieving our words, Their taking the Islam and grooming our birds There taking the pension we earned in the war their feeding my family with sharia law You should put Britain first or you … More BRITAIN FIRST

IT’S A MUFFIN

  It’s a muffin It’s a muffin its a muffin I’d say Till I realised it wasn’t 10 miles away Now its all barms The barm is a manc As dreamt by some benevolent New Labour think tank To market the north we need to be one To knock off the edges and sound like … More IT’S A MUFFIN

#Brexit

Nigel Farage With your duck billed visage Pulling right wing views from a broken fuselage loved by the type of leather faced man Who’ll push at an airport But loathes immigration Who vents his frustration On crime and inflation From a bolt hole in the Mediterranean Ukip, doorstepping old dears Spreading fear with a pint … More #Brexit