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I’ve sipped my tea then let it fester
Now I search in vain for a wrigleys extra
The seminars over but I’m stuck to my seat
Preferring death to the “meet and greet”

Just how does ‘one’ learn to talk shop
stop…(look, listen) 
then thoughtfully digest?
digress
Press the flesh
feign genuine interest
On a range of subjects I loathe and detest
Sparkle (effervesce) 
Then work the room like a stale breath sex pest

You’re oozingB eau as you move through the room
Your Pink shirt and pin stripes pre-ordained in the womb
Your hairline
your i-phone
your chin like a shoe
Still when I grow up I’d like to be you

@wretchedascrisp


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